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The Forms of Life

Author: Unknown

Genre: Poetry

Accessibility: Common Knowledge

A collection of thief poetry.

Stem of the Poison Rose

Ooh-ooh-ooh!

Your leaves run black,

Your stem, Onyx,

And your thorns a' prepared- to attack!

Ooh-ooh-ooh!

Never get near,

For the bloom, o' it sears,

And all of your riches, they're mine!

Nothing you own, is safe- from- me!

Ooh-ooh-ooh!

Ironically Generous

You're lucky that I do not take everything,

I leave some for you, some for me!

You're desperately trying,

To escape op-er-tun-i-ty!

I spread the wealth,

Make it all even,

It's not like it dangers your health!

Iron-Fang

But a little, tiny, thing.

You cause so much terror;

You're built for breaking,

You leave no room for error.

You little tiny serpent,

Nothing better than a spy.

May the Void have mercy, repent,

You'll suffer once you die!

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 A collection of thief poetry.
 ==Stem of the Poison Rose==
-Ooh-ooh-ooh!
+:Ooh-ooh-ooh!
-Your leaves run black,
+:Your leaves run black,
-Your stem, Onyx,
+:Your stem, Onyx,
-And your thorns a' prepared- to attack!
+:And your thorns a' prepared- to attack!
-Ooh-ooh-ooh!
+:Ooh-ooh-ooh!
-Never get near,
+:Never get near,
-For the bloom, o' it sears,
+:For the bloom, o' it sears,
-And all of your riches, they're mine!
+:And all of your riches, they're mine!
-Nothing you own, is safe- from- me!
+:Nothing you own, is safe- from- me!
-Ooh-ooh-ooh!
+:Ooh-ooh-ooh!
 ==Ironically Generous==
-You're lucky that I do not take everything,
+:You're lucky that I do not take everything,
-I leave some for you, some for me!
+:I leave some for you, some for me!
-You're desperately trying,
+:You're desperately trying,
-To escape op-er-tun-i-ty!
+:To escape op-er-tun-i-ty!
-I spread the wealth,
+:I spread the wealth,
-Make it all even,
+:Make it all even,
-It's not like it dangers your health!
+:It's not like it dangers your health!
 ==Iron-Fang==
-But a little, tiny, thing.
+:But a little, tiny, thing.
-You cause so much terror;
+:You cause so much terror;
-You're built for breaking,
+:You're built for breaking,
-You leave no room for error.
+:You leave no room for error.
+:
-You little tiny serpent,
+:You little tiny serpent,
-Nothing better than a spy.
+:Nothing better than a spy.
-May the Void have mercy, repent,
+:May the Void have mercy, repent,
-You'll suffer once you die!
+:You'll suffer once you die!
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